The northern Cardamom Mountains of Cambodia has a new sushi chef, the one and only @srey-yuu, rolling like she was born in Okinawa.

ChairWoman Meow Didn't Help At All 🐈‍⬛

     Our communist kitty didn't help at all on this day, making her seem a little more like a CEO than Mao's feline sister. I went to ask her if she intended to sleep all day, and she merely wagged her tail without waking up, I guess an attempt to fend me off with cuteness. She's lucky she sleeps with her paws over her eyes, otherwise I'd put this kitty in a labor camp.

👩‍🍳 The Look Of Pure Confidence 🔪

     I am not sure if Srey-Yuu has any Japanese blood, doubtful actually, but I do often remind here that we both are probably a tiny bit Mongolian thanks to history and whatnot. But judging by Srey-Yuu's extreme confidence as shown in the above photo, she rolls sushi just as surely as Tokyo's top sushi masters.

     Okay, joking aside, we are vegan, and what's in the roll is just fried tofu and some veggies, so no tricky knifework is needed to create the faux sushi my family and I like to eat once in a while. No fake sushi is complete without some fake cheap wasabi that is mostly horseradish either, but all prepared in a real kitchen made from real wood.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 A Hungry Family Awaits

     This whole dinner was basically Srey-Yuu's creation, with a wee bit of rice and nori assistance from the mothership. I joke with Srey-Yuu a lot, so much so that I know she gets annoyed with me at times, but on occasion my dad humor hits perfectly and she laughs with me, creating moments that are priceless and often permanently etched into our memories.

     My 14-year-old daughter is becoming a young lady, now with a newly 10-year-old sister following in her footsteps. This post isn't really about sushi is it, but Hive allows us to monetize these disorganized rambles, and for that I am thankful. Speaking of sushi though, fishless sushi to be exact, let's check back in on ChairWoman Meow before dinner and see how interested she is.

👩‍🍳 Worst Sous Chef Ever 👎

     Our vegan cat apparently wanted to sleep this dinner through, disgusted by the fact that we'd dare make fishless sushi, something no self-respecting cat would eat. This cat's vegan diet is about as fake as our fake sushi though, I've seen her take the souls of everything from mantises to rats and crickets to moths, so don't believe anything she says or meows. She still seems to think that "eating vegan" and "eating vegans" are basically the same thing, but an "s" can make all the difference.

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