Funny you mention that, although not Starbucks, there are some local coffee shops in the town, maybe two or three that have attempted the big city style, so eventually I'm going to see if any of them have wi-fi. If so, I can update my Windows, download movies, podcasts, and all the other things I don't want to pay for on our per MB data plan.
I do have a portable insulated coffee mug, but on this day I guess I thought it would be cool to slam a cup and go, but fail I did. Sounds like you and your brother had some naughty fun when you were young, I did too. I can still remember the burn of shooting Dr. Pepper through my nose.