I think you would be way more fun than the one-man party. Malaysians are mostly very polite and respectful, so I can just imagine Malaysian cat-calling would go something like "Hey girl, do you come from a good family?" or "Excuse me mam, how can I make your day less comfortable?" 😁
I see what you're saying about the panorama, the curvy thing plays tricks on the eyes, but I do look how it gives perspective.