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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #151 🤫
🐈 Bribing Grannies, Cat-stronauts & Dog Jobs 🦮
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by: @aideleijoie (click pic to go to post)
Southeast Asia's Most Bribable Grandma lives in the Philippines, and she's willing to make a deal as long as nobody is watching. Need a babysitter and everyone else has refused you? Slip this granny some pesos and you may find that your problem is solved.
Are you planning a bank robbery and need a getaway driver? Don't let her looks fool you, F1 drivers would have a hard time catching this lady. All that matters is the price is right, and no job is too big or too small. Just remember to pay up because you don't want this lethal lady looking for you at night.
by: @sreypov (click pic to go to post)
COSMONAUT CHAIRWOMAN MEOW'S TRAINING BEGINS with some pre-flight measures designed to test her willpower and mental fitness. Most cat-stronauts waste far too much time grooming each day, so a space cone helps to control the urges and allows the cat to focus on the mission.
Once free from distractions and mentally fit for flight, Chairwoman Meow will undergo zero gravity and g-force testing to ensure she can withstand the launch procedures and daily life in space.
by: @gooddream (click pic to go to post)
NADI FINALLY GOT A JOB to help pay for daily kibble rations. Clearly she is not cut out for manual labor, and from the looks of it she's find a nice cushy desk job with a boss that rarely checks progress.
She decides her own working hours, her own pay, and even whether or not she has to show up, sounds like a good gig to me. She did however, require prescription glasses because she failed the vision test and will need to review documents as part of her daily responsibilities.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
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Hahaha, this is so funny! 😆 Seriously, who would have thought that a granny in the Philippines would be so "job-able" and even drive away from the police! 🚗💨 And Cat-stronaut is awesome too, Chairwoman Meow is getting ready to go to space! 🐱✨ Just hope she doesn't run into "space hairballs" 😜
I like the granny like her, lola saan ka mahanap tagay tayo ng tuba, such a cool granny and sweet looking, I have no more grandparents those still have please enjoy them. I don't mind have this cool granny but when I have a good price to give. anyway its so Tekle that to have a cool granma to ride with you even in crazy things.
I loved dogs and cats, but this one with eyewear it's so cool the way they wear it, its look like they enjoying what they are wearing.