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RE: December Garden Journal: Like Nothing Happened!

in HiveGarden • 3 years ago

Lmao 🤣 sorry about the greenhouse but this is hilarious.

Greenhouse starts to drag and then stops moving entirely. Looks back. Wife is on phone.

Lmao. I almost died at that part.

I like the after photo as well. Admit it, for a split second it crossed your mind to throw a bunch of crap around the yard so you could re-create the before image. Lol I know because I've been there as well, but it's never worth it 😆

The hens are like women on dating sites and you with your carrot are like the guy with an unsolicited dick Pic.

"Come on, just have a look at it."
"No way man. Get away from me."

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 3 years ago  

I like the after photo as well. Admit it, for a split second it crossed your mind to throw a bunch of crap around the yard so you could re-create the before image. Lol I know because I've been there as well, but it's never worth it 😆

Hahha imagine that, or even editing the pic with photoshop and adding some pots or the greenhouse. Nope though this is what happened.
The only thing where I lied, is about my wife scrolling through her Instagram feed, she doesn't care about social media and she was already back to work, but that's not as funny, right?

The hens are like women on dating sites and you with your carrot are like the guy with an unsolicited dick Pic.

We all thought that something was wrong, and you just found the perfect analogy, I can't tell you how much I smiled thinking of your joke today. I am still smiling haha. So brother, how many dick pics did you send in your career?

So brother, how many dick pics did you send in your career?

🤣 no dick pics from me lol
But I actually did meet my wife through an online dating site. No dick Pic required. - true story.

 3 years ago  

Again let's be real, I met my wife on Badoo 10 years ago. And of course, men of taste like us, we don't need to send any sort of pics!

Do you think, and I know that you love this type of discussion, that it is far fetched to say that we've been a part of a breeding program, created by an AI?
Isn't like The Matrix?

I do find conversations like that to be interesting actually. I like "crazy, strange, weird, creative, thought provoking...etc" ideas. I don't necessarily believe that they are the case but I like to ponder what could happen in the future or on another world or just the imagination. I think conversations like that expand a person's mind.

So if you have a theory I'm open to reading it or reading a post about it.

 3 years ago  

"Come on, just have a look at it."
"No way man. Get away from me."

STrange, wrong, and funny.

🤣
Yes, all of those things. Unless you actually receive one then... probably gross, disturbing and not at all funny.

Lol