WIN SECRET !!! The legend tells its secrets #74

in FreeCompliments4 months ago

Since yesterday, our living legend has not stopped singing by the river, nestled deep in the woods. The concert attracted an unexpected audience: horned rabbits, whose astonished expressions spoke volumes about our intrusion into their territory. Imagine their faces, these adorable and mysterious little creatures, probably wondering if they had stumbled upon the last secret festival of the woods. A passerby, likely a lost explorer in search of magical mushrooms or simply a nature lover, even managed to capture a photo of our legend with one of these long-eared spectators. The scene was worthy of a fairy tale, and as you can see at the beginning of our message today, it is a memory to cherish.

A big thank you to everyone who had the courage (or the misdirection) to get lost in the forest with us all day yesterday. We had the chance to share plenty of "SECRETS" among ourselves. Some were so juicy they sounded like witch stories, others so funny they could have awakened hibernating bears. They say information is the backbone of war, but rest assured, we are not looking to start any battle. Unless it's a battle of jokes... in that case, get ready! Because, frankly, a good joke is worth much more than a sharp sword.

Today, we continued writing jokes that we will tell you during your next visit. Our goal? To write 1024. Why 1024, you might ask? Because it's a number that sounds right, almost like we decided to code laughter in binary. And also, because it's more ambitious than aiming for 1000, and we love challenges (even if it's as difficult as finding a striped sweater in the woods). For now, we've already written a good number. Specifically, we already have 742. Yes, you read that right, 742 jokes, and there's something for everyone: puns, tall tales, and even riddles so twisted they could make a snake jealous.

For those worried about the quality, rest assured, we test each joke with a very serious committee composed of two squirrels and a hedgehog. If they laugh, it's approved! And believe me, these little creatures have a sharp sense of humor. But don't worry, we also have our own fits of laughter, and some jokes are so good they will remain among us, like hidden treasures. Repeating the best jokes we've heard is a bit of our specialty, an art, one might say.

So, get ready, dear friends, because the next time you come to visit us, you might leave with cramps in your cheeks! Prepare your cheeks, your ears, and your heart, because the humorous adventure is just beginning. See you soon for new adventures and guaranteed bursts of laughter, even for the horned rabbits!


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