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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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Ankle reconstruction (from autoimmune damage). Basically my tendons and ligaments are torn and damaged and they need repair. Should be an easy procedure. :)

My uncle, the anesthetist says, all surgery is major. May your recovery be quick, complete, and relatively pain free.