Hey everyone. I'm so sorry, I've been very sick this week. You can keep leaving puns on the most recent Punday Monday. There will be a new one next Monday.
https://peakd.com/hive-140084/@improv/punday-monday-369
As an apology, here's some puns I wrote about food this week.
A bunch of corn walks into a bar, and the bartender says
- 'is is a Bri-ish establishment. 'ello! Tea?
- Hominy to see some ID
- Getting to the restrooms is a bit of a maize
- Enjoy the jukebox. It should be music to your ears.
A bunch of chiles walk into a bar,
- They're pirates on shore leave, looking for a good time. Cap' says "sin"!
- They're very hungry, yo. They have a hollow pain, yo.
- They talk like they have a cold because they "hab' a narrow" nasal passageway
- But they aren't interested in drinking. They ar bowl-ing
How many Mexican dishes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- torti lla forti
- Two: Hamilton's nemesis Aaron Burr y tu
- They can just relax and chill: nada!
- Don't you think this setup is corny? no, it's a-maize-ing!
How are you feeling right now?
I hope you’re getting better
I'm much better thanks. I have a lingering cough and some sniffles, but am otherwise fine.
Feel better man!
Thanks!
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