lol your comments sound about right!
My daughter won a guitar in May. I played as a young kid, but it's been 30+ years. I started practicing chords and songs daily. I am enjoying the challenge. Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Sublime, and Oasis is where I have been focusing on
Music can have a healing effect on a person and strumming a few chords is a nice way to relax. One doesn't need to grind it like Satriani or Eddie Van Halen to find value.