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Lol, don't you live loads of miles away from Canberra? That's where the government sits, no? You're going to need some magical balls to make it fly that far XD

Federal Parliament is in Canberra yeah, but each state has a State Parliament also. I'd be able to blow that one to smithereens!

Lol, I hope the police don't catch you saying that. If they ever search your house, make sure you hide all those cartons of Oreos that Grouchy's been hiding under his mattress. That's smuggling right there, illegally trafficked Oreos.

Well, it all depends on me having a cannon, which I don't...So it's all good.