I really appreciate your humorous, theatrical way of describing your experience of the earthquake. A fun read. It's very curious to me that you had an earthquake on Maui.

I live on the far eastern tip of the Big Island, on the property of an intentional community that has a good bit of an acre covered by lava from the last flow in 2018. I live right square in the middle of one of the most volcanically active places on earth, and earthquakes often abound here, especially when the lava starts flowing.