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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

Credit: reddit
@lordshah, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @kojiri

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