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I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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