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Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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That is the goal! Gooseberries for the masses.

Have you seen the doc? I hope you are better now! Best of luck.

Hahaha, prepare for a thousand squirrels.

Yep, I have seen the doc and we are trying a new treatment. I have a very strange system and it confuses many doctors. Thank you for the care.

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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We are unique in our own ways and we often think that modern science and medicine have all the answers, but we are all so different at the end of the day.

You are totally correct and what works for one will not work for another.

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Exactly. But it is cheaper and more effective to basically shoot a shotgun into a barrel with the hope of hitting a fish.

No chance and a waste of shotgun pellets !LOLZ

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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