I'm happy about the adventure of cleaning the house with little Smallsteps, those are wonderful moments that will stay with you forever. I pay to have it cleaned and when you arrive at the door of the house you imagine you are entering a hospital. The whole house smells of alcohol and the hand soap is something called Gerdex. The house is like an armoured bunker against bacteria. We have to keep the house as clean as possible because of my son Matthew's illness (even visits are restricted). I envy those moments of cleanliness you have with your daughter.

I'm sure you'd make a good grandfather, but I can't imagine what you'd be like as a father-in-law, heh, heh, heh.