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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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Nope that was the first and the last time that happened, the farting issue, lol. Thanks for the community suggestion, I added.

Haha.. I suppose it wasn't your first date though haha..

The fart date was my first date the other one a few dates in.