Thumb Dance

hello dumberzz!! Not everyone can moonwalk with their thumbs—but I can! I’ve mastered the rare art of thumb dancing, and yes, it’s as weirdly impressive as it sounds. Start by lifting your hands like you’re about to thumb wrestle a ghost. Wiggle both thumbs side to side like they’re gossiping. Then, bend one thumb like it’s bowing while the other twirls in circles—classic drama duo. Add a quick thumb tap like a high-five, but solo. Finally, spin them both and strike a pose like they just won So You Think You Can Thumb Dance. It’s fun, freaky, and guaranteed to confuse at least three people per performance. Try it, and you’ll never look at your thumbs the same way again!