So I read this and smashed my phone to pieces. 
Were You in there @dandays ..?
I can get a bigger hammer..?
I went and bought a new phone today. I know your not in this one.
Yet...
Nahh. Juss playin' mean nurse wit ya...
Thanks Pura.!!
I read this to my Kelly Girl. We analyzed it and came up with a psych eval... Keep in mind we are not professionals here.
Diagnosis..!
You are my real boss.!!
That is how you knew the guy so well.!?!
"I know that guy, shits on everyone everywhere he goes..."
Diagnose me this would ya? For real. What's better, not that bad or could be worse?
Wehehehehehehelllllll allllrighty then...
Let's turn to the professionals for some diagnosis...
Dude...WTF is that Hot shoulder you offered me to cry on..?
I'm sorry, it's an old trick. Kinda like a cold shoulder but rather than being flat out ignored, it comes with a side of burning sensation. I should've stuck with cold.
Lesson learned.
It is almost like they wrote that article for just this situation we have here...
But WTF does inflammatory bowel syndrome have with it.??
Ahhh well, any port in a storm.
I sensed your urgency in red letters so I didn't touch it.. Best to let it run.. Some things have to expel their course.
Nahhh. All good down back there. It was just a joke. But really creepy how it fit into our comment exchange.
Is that Pepto-Man? Oh I get it, intestines with a face.