My just completed crazy, dirty bucket list.

Hello world, hi. I just finished making my bucket list(for those of you who don't know what's a bucket list is, it's the list of things I want to do before I kick the bucket), they're pretty crazy and dirty and would require a lot of money to accomplish, but here it goes;

1.To smash a girl on mars. I really don't know if this is possible because of the gravity in mars, it's also not safe to remove your space suit in space so it'll be hard to do that sh!t good without being able to remove your clothes and I don't think this space suits have zippers or maybe I could just get a customized one. Their so many dangers associated with this mission but I'ma make sure I make this stuff happen especially with Bill Nelson and NASA with me.

2.Travel to every country on Earth and smash a girl from every country.every other thing on this list is pretty out of this world so this should be the most accomplishable thing on this list and it'll take some good 20years or so from my life but I'ma make sure I do it. I'd smash the fairest beech of 'em all and id make sure I also get the darkest on Earth, I mean so dark you might need a flashlight🔦 and so fair you might need sunglasses 🕶️while hitting it.

3.Smashing a girl while entering a black hole.

I've always wanted to know what happens when you enter a black hole, and I've always been fascinated by space. This should also be the last moment of my life because it's kinda a one way trip so I want it to be pretty dramatic. Yeah and just so it's worth it for me I'ma the pussy to be wet asf, I mean pussy so wet that I'ma need googles,that's the only way I think it'll be worth it.
Well that's all folks thanks for reading,I hope you enjoyed it. Till next time, peace✌️.