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Yes everything is fine and normal here, just me and iMom chilling in the backyard smoking cigars and setting squirrels on fire like we usually do instead of going to church on Sunday.

I want a cigar all the time. Can't think of the last time I smoked one but with you and iMom would be a good next time.

iShould confess. Maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow is always a great day to smoke an iCigar.