DAS RIESEN COME-BACK DER SCHILDBÜRGER!

in Deutsch D-A-CH5 days ago (edited)

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English down below
Erst im Verborgenen, nun aber ganz ungeniert, reden die wieder an die Macht gekommenen Schild-Bürger davon, ihrem winzigen Völkchen auf dem riesigen Globus ans gesparte Säckle zu gehen.

Richtig so!

Solchen in den eigenen Haushalt hinein schachernden Anti-Bürgern gehört das verruchte Handwerk gelegt! Was bilden die sich ein, für Männlein, Weiblein und ihre Kindchen was zum Haben in einer Zukunft zurück zu legen?

An die Schatz-Truhen!

Wo man doch viel besser die zweikomma irgendwas Billionen Säckle für viel bessere Sachen nehmen kann! Die Säckle liegen nur nutzlos herum! Ein infames Schein-Argument, dieser "Not-Groschen"! Eine unpatriotische Frechheit!

Natürlich (!), wenn man als Schildbürger die Penunsen aller Säckchen nun flugs zusammen zählt und ihren Zehnten zum allgemeinen Schildbürger-Eigentum erklärt, oh, was tun sich da für wunderbare Möglichkeiten auf!

Wo das einzelne Säckchen bloß fürs Eigene verwendet werden will - so ein Egoismus! - da muss der Schildbürger klar einschreiten!

Zu Recht, zu Recht! Er will schließlich Frieden auf Erden. Und dem Menschen sein Wohlgefallen. Und das geht nun mal überhaupt nicht, wenn Anti-Bürger sich einbilden, dass die zu spendenden Säckle womöglich für was ganz anderes genommen werden, als wie der Schildbürger es jetzt - legitimitinsisiert - sagt. Gemäß seiner exzellenten Verfassung!

Der mathematische Anti-Bürger

rechnet es sich heimlich aus (so ein Verräter!) Wenn er das Säckle nun nähme und in was investieren täte. Was wäre das denn? Ein Haus, ein Auto, ein Kaufmannsladen? Eine Aktie? Eine Schildbürger-Anleihe? Schnell stellt der Anti-Bürger fest, dass egal, wohin er sein Säckle tragen täte, es zum Investieren zu wenig wäre.

Vom Säckle-Haber zum Bonzen

Es müsste aus dem Säckle schon ein richtig großer Sack werden, und das wäre dann sein Spielgeld. Wo aber der Anti-Bürger schon erklecklich viel Spielgeld hat, oh jehmineh, da ist er schon zum halben Schildbürger geworden! Also doch lieber der Not-Groschen. "Lieber vernünftig sein", denkt sich der so frech Rechnende.

"Saubere Groschen!",

ruft da aber der waschechte Schildbürger.
"Dreckige Kröten!", antwortet der noch Anti-Bürger, nun aber doch ganz schön aus dem Häuschen.

Und meint damit dreckige Sachen wie sein Säckchen zu den Kanonen tragen und zu den Straßen, als Wege für die Kanonen. Oder Sachen wie das millionenfache Pillendrehen und das Aufziehen von Kanülen. Oder Sachen wie das sich gläsern machen vor der allmächtigen künstlichen Intelligenz, ganz ohne Gott! Oh Schreck!

Ho, Ho, da ist er aber schief gewickelt!

"Nichts geht mehr ohne euch!",

ruft der Schildbürger solch verkehrt herum Denkenden zu und meint es so. Emsig hat er sämtliche vom gesamten Völkchen eingetriebenen Steuer-Säckle sprichwörtlich verpulvert, und nun verlangt er neues Pulver. "Verdien mit am Pulverfässer machen!", lockt er und verspricht sogar Zins!

Schützend und stur

hält der dumme Anti-Bürger seine Hand vor sein Säckle.
So ein Hanswurst!

Argwöhnisch beäugt er das Markt-Geschrei der Schildbürger, die alle Zeitungen unter ihre - par excellenzia- Schildbürger-Logik gebracht haben. Und nun anfangen, Bullen an die Häuserwände zu hämmern.

Davor tanzt die Schildbürger-Jugend

und feiert rauschende Feste, nicht wissend, ob sie Männlein oder Weiblein ist. "Eine Welt ohne Grenzen!" jubelt das Jung-Volk. Recht so! "Ein Recht auf Rausch!", schreit es und schlägt Scheiben und Fahrzeug kaputt. Gut so!
"Ein Feind, wer kein Freund ist!", skandieren auch die Mittel-Alten sowie die Großmütterchen. Nieder mit den Opapas und dem Mannsvolk! Weiter so! Auf die Straße, auf die Straße!

"Verschenkt's an die Fremden, verteilt's an die Müßiggänger! Sie haben doch nichts!",

verkünden die im bunten Reigen Tanzenden dem verblüfften Anti-Bürger. Also, wirklich! Wozu die Verblüffung? Ihm gehört der Mund ausgewaschen und "mal ehrlich, schüttle bloß nicht deine Faust gegen uns! Sonst wirst du was erleben!"

HarHar! Endlich kriegen sie die Meinung gegeigt, die Säckle-Halter. Diese Anti-Bürger. Endlich wieder taumeln die Schildbürger ihrem Sieg entgegen und haben ihren End-Feind in der Klammer.

Es lebe das Schildbürgertum!


Die Bürger Schildas waren gemeinhin als äußerst klug bekannt, weswegen sie begehrte Ratgeber der Könige und Kaiser dieser Welt waren. Da der Ort auf diese Weise langsam aber sicher entvölkert wurde, verlegte man sich auf eine List:

Die Schildbürger begannen, allmählich ihre Klugheit durch Narrheit zu ersetzen. Dies war so erfolgreich, dass sie mit der Zeit in ihrer Narrheit verblieben und dafür genauso bekannt wurden wie ehedem für ihre Klugheit.

Quelle: wikipedia


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By F.S. Haarer - https://www.amazon.com/Die-Schildb%C3%BCrger-oder-Illustrierte-Originalausgabe-ebook/dp/B00R5O6LQG, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=152924556


English

The comeback of the Schildbürger

First in secret, but now quite openly, the shield citizens who have come back to power are talking about going after the savings of their tiny folk on the huge globe.

That's right!

Such anti-citizens who haggle into their own budgets should be put out of business! What do they believe they are doing, putting aside something for men, women and their little ones to have in the future?

To the treasure chests!

When it would be much better to use the two trillion sacks for much more important things! The bags are just lying around uselessly! An infamous bogus argument, this ‘Not-Groschen’! An unpatriotic impertinence!

Of course (!), if you as a shield citizen now quickly add up the penunces of all the sacks and declare their tithe to be general shield citizen property, oh, what wonderful possibilities open up!

Where the individual sack only wants to be used for its own - what selfishness! - the shield citizen must clearly intervene!

Rightly, rightly so! After all, he wants peace on earth. And to please mankind. And that doesn't work at all if anti-citizens imagine that the sacks to be donated might be used for something completely different than what the shield citizen - legitimised - is now saying. According to his excellent constitution!

The mathematical anti-citizen

is secretly doing the maths (what a traitor!) If he were to take the sack and invest it in something. What would that be? A house, a car, a shop? A share? A shield citizen bond? The anti-citizen quickly realises that no matter where he would take his sack, it would be too little to invest.

From sack holder to bigwig

The sack would have to become a really big bag, and that would be his play money. But where the anti-citizen already has a considerable amount of play money, oh dear my, he has already become half a shield citizen! So the emergency penny is better after all. ‘Better to be sensible’, thinks the cheeky arithmetician.

‘Clean pennies!’,

shouts the genuine shield citizen.
‘Dirty toads!’ replies the still anti-bourgeois, but now quite upset.

And by that he means dirty things like carrying his bag to the cannons and to the streets as paths for these cannons. Or things like turning millions of pills and drawing up cannulas. Or things like making yourself transparent in front of the almighty artificial intelligence, without God! Oh horror!

Ho, Ho, he's got it all wrong!

‘Nothing works without you anymore!’,

shouts the Shield Citizen to those who think upside down and means it. He's literally squandered all the tax money he's collected from all the folk, and now he's demanding more powder. ‘Earn money by making powder kegs!’, he entices and even promises interest!

Protective and stubborn

the stupid anti-citizen holds his hand in front of his sack.
What a buffoon!

He eyes the market cries of the shield citizens suspiciously, who have brought all the newspapers under their - par excellenzia - shield citizen logic. And now they start hammering bulls on the walls of houses.

In front of them, the shield citizen youth dances

and celebrate lavish parties, not knowing whether they are males or females. ‘A world without borders!’ cheers the young crowd. That's right! ‘A right to get wasted!’ they shout, smashing windows and vehicles. Well done!
‘An enemy who is not a friend!’ chant the middle-aged and grannies. Down with the grandaddies and the menfolk! Keep it up! On the road, on the road!

‘Give it to the foreigners, give it to the idlers! They have nothing!’

proclaim the dancers in the colourful round dance to the astonished anti-citizens. So, really! Why the flabbergast? He should have his mouth washed out and ‘honestly, don't shake your fist at us! Otherwise you'll be in for it!’

HarHar! At last they're getting a piece of their minds, the sack holders. These anti-citizens. At last, the shield citizens are staggering towards their victory and have their final enemy in the bracket.

Long live the shield bourgeoisie!


The citizens of Schilda were generally known to be extremely clever, which is why they were sought-after counsellors to the kings and emperors of this world. As the town slowly but surely became depopulated in this way, they resorted to a ruse:

The Shield Citizens began to gradually replace their wisdom with foolishness. This was so successful that over time they remained foolish and became as famous for their foolishness as they had been for their wisdom.

source: wikipedia

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This all seems as unsavory as it is undesirable. Grasshoppers, ants, and all that.

Thanks!

The term ‘Schildbürgerstreich’ is used colloquially to describe ludicrous and misleading regulations or excesses of bureaucracy.

One example from abroad: The Chinese once decided to become the world's largest steel producer. In an unprecedented move by the central government, citizens were urged to hand in all their steel cooking pots and tools. Which they did - by force - China kept its word and made itself the largest steel producer. The consequences for the people were hunger, impoverishment, denunciation, persecution and the like.

Today's Green policy in Germany is often perceived as putting enormous resources into projects that ultimately lead to the downfall of their own people. For example, the ban on nuclear power plants and investments into "green energy", the plan to become car free one day.

Meanwhile cycle lanes are built in the middle of main roads, thereby endangering cyclists and slowing down traffic. As the money was being spent, elsewhere in Dresden the Carola Bridge - one main bridge - over the river collapsed, which is attributed to the fact that the city manager did not bother to have the bridge refurbished.

The federal government's migration policy is presented to people as if those in power think that if only enough foreigners are brought into the country, their demographic problem will be solved, instead of pursuing a conservative family policy, etc, etc.

My satire refers to the latest frequent statements by a German politician who says that German savers and current account holders are hoarding over two trillion euros on their books, and that taking just ten per cent of this sum could provide an enormous boost to infrastructure if the money could be accessed. Which is understood to be exactly what he intends to do.

My text was lost in translation, I guess, because I used a language that is no longer common today and the citizens of Schilda are only really understood immediately by us Germans who still know the old stories.

It was nevertheless fun writing it down and to spread some humor.

I did understand your points. There is an old moral tale told to children about a grasshopper that gamboled about all summer, while ants diligently toil and save up food in their pantry for the coming winter. In the winter the ants make do on their savings accumulated through hard work and discipline, but the grasshopper, starving, begs the ants for their savings.

It was this story of the grasshopper and the ant I referred to in my too terse reply (I am excessively verbose, and strive to be less so). Perhaps my agreement with your point wasn't able to be conveyed so briefly, given our differing cultures and stories we're told in our childhood.

The woe that Germany suffers due to policies of the Greens are not unknown to me, and that suffering has been terribly exacerbated by pressure from NATO, and from the USA directly, worst in the sabotage of the Nordstream II pipeline. I am apprised that German industry is fleeing for China and the US, where less expensive energy requisite to industrial production is available, and the influx of migrants I have heard referred to as 'Merkelmen' is also well understood, and today Americans deeply empathize because of our own influx of immigrants, seemingly a flow without end, nor any good end in mind of those that encourage and enable it.

The OP is very well written, and while I didn't address the obvious tongue in cheek and humor, an undercurrent of rancor remained palpable and obviously justly so, as Germany is already one of the most heavily taxed polities in the world. For some politician to seriously propose outright theft of ~10% of the funds of the most industrious and disciplined savers in such economic plight is absolutely intolerable, and the grasshopper in the children's tale well relates the value of such character.

I appreciated your post far more than I initially noted in my initial reply, because I have so taxed you with interminable rants so often in the past, to be still rewarded with your diligent reply after suffering through such walls of text to attain to understanding of my comments, I hoped to spare you such suffering and yet convey my appreciation in brief. It seems I am prone to either too little text, or too much, in my replies.

Like this one =p

Ah, thanks for the story from your childhood, I couldn't really make the connection. HaHa! A good story, very much to the point!

Everything you say is true about the Merkel men and the parallels that now exist in both our countries. Nothing good comes out of such actionism, which is completely unsuitable as a problem solver. The upside-down views are so obvious, so unmistakable, that it is hard to believe that one half of the people in the country seems to be completely struck with stupidity when they willingly saw up the branch they are sitting on. ... There seems to be a deeper desire for death behind this. I can't explain it any other way. In Germany, this is called the ‘unbearable lightness of being’.

The West, indoctrinated by a deep sense of guilt, does not seem to have realised that forgiveness of guilt is not a human act, but a divine act of turning to one's conscience.

The idea that today's blacks have to forgive today's whites and that the latter now have to collectively and submissively dispose of their order to have this act of revenge carried out on them is pure presumption and an overestimation of the possibilities of this idea. Rather, this is an expression of complete indiscipline as well as intellectual inertia and physical laziness. Nowhere in the Christian West is there any talk of anyone having a 'right' to take revenge. The reverse is true: someone who, out of pride/vanity, greed or wrath - to name just a few of the deadly sins - makes another the object of their sin is a rule breaker.

But since the devil is a great trickster, he twists the matter and turns the exception into a right and the right into an affront.

So the confused scream ‘I have a right to live myself out!’, meaning the lust to have sex with anyone and anywhere, just like getting wasted on drugs, ‘right to self-determination’ includes killing the unborn, and ‘right to work’, where women make themselves servants of the company or the state instead of living in union with their husbands and serve them, since that is the deal between the male and the female, that she is protected by him and being given material stability. While she gives him children and manages the social and household stuff.

The above named are not rights, never have been, but exceptions to the rules granted only under difficult circumstances, having a price tag. So that the norm was secured.

Your story reminded me on the male-female relationship - that grasshopper represents the crier for 'my rights!', while the ants represent disciplined working folks.

It seems I am prone to either too little text, or too much, in my replies.

Chuckle :D

"...women make themselves servants of the company or the state instead of living in union with their husbands..."

The unholy concatenation of the welfare state, feminism, and abortion has broken the building block of society, the family. It has occurred to me that it is the family unit to which suffrage applies, rather than individuals. I reckon the vote of the head of household of a family is the appropriate democratic input necessary to just governance of a society, because that vote represents consideration of the needs and felicity of all the members of the family, the children, the wife, and the husband, and derives from the economic strength or peril families face.

Neither a single man, nor a single woman, represent that fundamental necessity to healthy society that is a family, and when America was originally instituted that was how suffrage was availed, to mature family men with property that demonstrated responsibility necessary to functional society. Availing suffrage to every hobo and tramp breaks that responsibility for functional society, and children might as well be given the vote, because all the interests of the irresponsible and incapable will be assured when distributing suffrage beyond successful families. Then the lazy can vote themselves benefits taken from the savings of the diligent, just as you show is happening, and all the ills strong societies must avoid will quickly enable political pandering to empower the corrupt that hand out free stuff, which sober heads of household concerned for the future of their get would never permit in a million years.

I agree on all what you've said.
Such proposal could be formulated like this:
Only intact families should be entitled to vote democratically.
Which in addition

  1. have their household in order (no debts)
  2. have a job, either family work or commercial work

By ‘intact’ is meant:
Man and woman live together in a household with relatives (either their parents or children or siblings or other blood relatives). Or husband and wife alone, who already have adult children or cared for parents who have already died. In other words, they have fulfilled their intergenerational contract.

Verifying this qualification or form of community is easy because it can be proven by

  • Citizenship
  • Register of residents living in the household
  • Information about freedom from debt
  • Verification of taxes payed (one could include - maybe - a barter-system as well)
  • Documentation of social welfare payments

This would protect all other data.
No morals included. Just facts.

All those who do not live with a family, who do not have employment or do not work in the family, who are too young to run their own household, who live on social welfare, who do not have citizenship, are excluded from the right to vote. They are thus relieved of the burden of having to make an intellectual effort on issues for which they lack practical experience and skill. At the same time, however, they are incentivised to make their participation possible if they marry, look after elderly parents, start a family and are debt-free.

We know, that this would outrage many people, don't we. We know that it will not be realized by the current zeitgeist.
It's not a ready proposal and certainly lacks things which I have not thought about.

"...this would outrage many people..."

LOL It sure would!

I hadn't thought much about the intergenerational aspect of family, because I dismissed the idea of actually restoring suffrage to it's most functional purpose and form, but you did and I appreciate that contribution to my understanding.

Some of your discussion reveals just how complex such undertaking would prove in the world today. Clearly before restoring suffrage more would have to be done to ensure the viability of families and reduce the pressures disrupting familial success.

I will have to disagree that freedom from debt would be necessary, doubt any means of dodging taxes such as barter would ever be superable, and also think social welfare payments are potentially an insuperable impediment.

Regarding debt, successful businesses use debt for sound business reasons. It is extremely rare that a successful business is able to become successful without using debt, perhaps even impossible. As soon as a business needs to grow, debt becomes an essential tool to fund expansion. It is almost unheard of that people purchase homes without borrowing money to do so, for example. Perhaps requiring that a family that has taken on debt is current on it's payments would suffice?

I find the economic evaluation of success to be very complex, and fraught with land mines that can contribute to making implementing such family suffrage even more difficult. I appreciate your mentioning these matters, though, because I wouldn't have thought about them if you hadn't.

Thanks!