it's unlikely anyone will sit in the shade of my carrots
Unless you are able to grow some kind of 丂ㄩ卩乇尺 匚卂尺尺ㄖㄒ丂, or shrink to the size of one of the “little people”, no.
Good selection that you’ve chosen. Did you get Aztec Gold tomatoes? I’ve never seen the name “apple cucumber” so I had to check that. I’ve eaten a couple of other varieties, but not that one.
no plan ever survives contact with the enemy
I don't know why, but I read this as "no plant ever survives contact with the enemy" and immediately was concerned for your plants.
Super carrots might be a thing...I have special techniques (radiation)
The tomatoes are straight Aztec, so the label says. I hope they thrive like that ancient civilisation, and then I'll commit some to sacrifice...On my toasted cheese and tomato sandwiches.
No produce G-dog grows will survive contact with G-dog's knife and fork.
Believe it.
Oh, you're aiming for these carrots. I hear the fields glow at night when you use (radiation)
If your tomatoes go warrior style, you'll know they'll thrive. They might even fight you for the toasted cheese. I hope you don't lose and end up on the tomato sacrificial pyre, like so much toast.
First you must grow it. Don't forget to talk to all the plants, even snuggle them. They love that. Yes, I'm serious.
That carrot sort of freaked me out. Another thing to add to the list of reasons for bad dreams.
I'm going to recite Shakespeare's Sonnets to them.
😂 Let me add the rabbit to the equation, since I know you like them. Specifically this rabbit
No Byron in there?
Easter: Ruined.
No Byron...Maybe some Keats.
😂 Not a fan of Michael Sowa? Maybe it was just that painting. How about this one?
LOL, not a Byron fan, eh. Keats, meh.
Michael Sowa is ok. Freaky Easter bunnies not so much.
Thanks for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that last one. #morenightmares
Some Byron for your plants....
The bright sun was extinguish’d, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went—and came, and brought no day …"
Legit right?
I wish I could write like this.
My plants will have to get some Byron now.
Yes, very legit. I wish I could write like that too. No dice though. I wonder what the plants are going to grow like now. Maybe you should grow some belladonna if you're going to read that bit of Byron to them.
I'm going to tell my plants the Jack and the Beanstalk story at bed time. Maybe they'll grow up that tall so I climb myself the hell out of this weird place we call society.