Some Byron for your plants....
The bright sun was extinguish’d, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went—and came, and brought no day …"
Legit right?
I wish I could write like this.
My plants will have to get some Byron now.
Yes, very legit. I wish I could write like that too. No dice though. I wonder what the plants are going to grow like now. Maybe you should grow some belladonna if you're going to read that bit of Byron to them.
I'm going to tell my plants the Jack and the Beanstalk story at bed time. Maybe they'll grow up that tall so I climb myself the hell out of this weird place we call society.
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In that case, I better send you some of my magix. You'll need them to manifest one that tall.