Melodramatic hahaha I love it!
I got some compost today, so making slow but steady progress.
I'll be growing rosemary, thyme, sage, and no not parsley but I will grow cilantro (coriander) which is just as close. My friend has some Artemesia which she said I can take cuttings from too. Lemon balm is a definite as it will help keep the pesky cat away that uses my garden as a toilet.
I'm getting quite excited about this now xx