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RE: Carrot(s) baby

in Natural Medicine3 years ago

Super carrots might be a thing...I have special techniques (radiation)

The tomatoes are straight Aztec, so the label says. I hope they thrive like that ancient civilisation, and then I'll commit some to sacrifice...On my toasted cheese and tomato sandwiches.

No produce G-dog grows will survive contact with G-dog's knife and fork.

Believe it.

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Oh, you're aiming for these carrots. I hear the fields glow at night when you use (radiation)

If your tomatoes go warrior style, you'll know they'll thrive. They might even fight you for the toasted cheese. I hope you don't lose and end up on the tomato sacrificial pyre, like so much toast.

No produce G-dog grows will survive contact with G-dog's knife and fork.

First you must grow it. Don't forget to talk to all the plants, even snuggle them. They love that. Yes, I'm serious.

That carrot sort of freaked me out. Another thing to add to the list of reasons for bad dreams.

Don't forget to talk to all the plants, even snuggle them. They love that. Yes, I'm serious.

I'm going to recite Shakespeare's Sonnets to them.

😂 Let me add the rabbit to the equation, since I know you like them. Specifically this rabbit

I'm going to recite Shakespeare's Sonnets to them.

No Byron in there?

Specifically this rabbit

Easter: Ruined.

No Byron...Maybe some Keats.

😂 Not a fan of Michael Sowa? Maybe it was just that painting. How about this one?

LOL, not a Byron fan, eh. Keats, meh.

Michael Sowa is ok. Freaky Easter bunnies not so much.

Thanks for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that last one. #morenightmares

Oh, okay it's okay. Already banned the Freaky Easter bunnies.

Thanks for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that last one.

Just keeping you on your tippy toes, making sure you're awake.

#nightmaresbegone
#insidermagixtricks

Some Byron for your plants....

"I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish’d, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went—and came, and brought no day …"

Legit right?

I wish I could write like this.

My plants will have to get some Byron now.

Yes, very legit. I wish I could write like that too. No dice though. I wonder what the plants are going to grow like now. Maybe you should grow some belladonna if you're going to read that bit of Byron to them.

I'm going to tell my plants the Jack and the Beanstalk story at bed time. Maybe they'll grow up that tall so I climb myself the hell out of this weird place we call society.

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In that case, I better send you some of my magix. You'll need them to manifest one that tall.

I climb myself the hell out of this weird place we call society.