I'm here to refute the preposterous claims of my rivals regarding my untimely demise from eating that trash I ate for lunch during my last Campsite Cleanup.
Refuting shouldn't be necessary. I knew you'd be just fine. I thought it was commonly known that many packaged foods such as what you ate will always be edible, the way they are preserved like a chemical mummy.
Scaring away potential neighbours, beautiful! I could learn heaps of crap from you in that regard. That's one hideous trail cam. I don't imagine that tree feels the need to be tech dressed. I'm not sure what's worse, seeing this, that they are everywhere on trails, or seeing scarred trees. Both seem to bring up unmentionable urges in certain areas.
I like the gutted truck photo, looks like it's been there for a bit. Maybe that was a murder site?
The last two photos are cherry, love the water droplets with landscape through the windshield and the next with frost. I was wondering if those water droplets are the same ones that created the frost.
Right, but you just never know if any of the covids might have managed to burrow their way into them out there in the wild. There's always that risk you know.
I usually do a quick sweep of every campsite I stay at, looking for trailcams just in case. This one somehow escaped my detection for a couple days. What's insanely creepy about this one is it wasn't just aimed innocently across a trail/road to monitor traffic volume, it was pointed directly at the firepit, right where people might be doing things like taking a piss or making out or summoning demons up through the portal. Fucking disgusting if you ask me. I actually spent about an hour online trying to figure out if it would be illegal for me to steal/vandalize it, and concluded that it most likely would be. I was fucking pissed though, I probably should have just smashed it with my hammer and hit the road.
We can only imagine what events transpired resulting in an old pickup meeting its end way up some trail like that. I have no idea how they managed to get it there aside from flying it in by chopper. To drive it up to where I found it would have required world-class off-roading skills. I suppose I could do some internets research to try and solve this mystery but I don't feel like it right now. Maybe the Hardy Boys would like to take a shot at it.
I don't recall if the water droplets and frost were related in such a way. I'm leaning toward no, because I took the pics on two different days so the water probably would have evaporated and/or the frost melted off in between.
Anyway, !PIZZA :)
Let me introduce you to my risk annihilation formula. Create your own "world" by adding/removing at your will. In my world, whatever word that is you used above, does not exist in my dictionary or vocabulary, word not found, no known origin situation. Imagine what else I've created in my world (wicked laughter).
The fact that you have to do that every campsite creeps me right out. This one, omg, that's sickening.
Yes, but then, they'd probably replace it. I just had thoughts of a much more fun approach, but my evil twin is locked in the closet. Now if only there'd been one of those cams pointed to the area the truck is in, wouldn't that be fun? Maybe it originally had wings, then dropped like fallen angel metal.
Really love both those shots. I figured they were shot different days, since I stared at them for a while comparing to see, LOL.
Looking forward to the next trash camping adventure, hopefully no more of those kind of trail cams. 😁
I like it. I think I will apply this formula to death and taxes now.
Yeah. I've had enough of trailcams from now on. Next one I see is getting the hammer.
Excellent, go wide and wild, that's whole point of the sharp knifey, knifey game.
Bye bye future trailcams, may you never rest in peace, recover, or replicate.