Of course we want you to continue. This is YMF claim to fame. Don't take that away from him. And it also has been giving me the itch to camp. Just booked a $15 squirrels nest, which I imagine will be rather scratchy and really increase the itching. I'm hoping it comes with free nuts. They didn't specify.
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Watch out for those squirrels, they'll leave a bucket of nuts in your nest and you won't realize you're paying $2.50 a pop till you try to check out and they show you the bill.
I suppose it is never a good idea to do business with a squirrel. Maybe I will tell them I didn't eat the nuts, I just buried them in little holes...I'm just not sure where. They should relate to that.
You could also try the old trick of eating the nuts, but then gluing the shells back together and putting them back in the bucket so it looks like they were never eaten.
You don't think their sense of smell is too good? I'm afraid they will sniff out the Elmer's. Maybe I will just spray my perfume all over everything so that their super-powered sniffers are so overwhelmed their eyes will water.
Or...I could bring my own nuts. I'm not that keen on acorns anyway.
I think Elmer's makes fragrance-free glue, that might work. Bringing your own nuts would probably be easier though.
Easier, but no adventure. I've got until May to evaluate the risk. Squirrel jail might be really nice.
Maybe just use a glue they can get high off. That will double the fun for you and it won't be a total loss for the squirrels.
Sorry for eavesdropping.
I can see the manager squirrel now, all dizzy and silly, tossing a free acorn in every direction like poop from a monkey. That might just work nicely.