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Ok, just let me know when. And I don't have any pets, so I won't be a bother. But I do have fishing equipment, and if you guys promise to go fishing with me, all will be well in paradise at the beach.

And then you guys can come visit us in our log cabin. there's another room just like the one overlooking the mountains that you can have so you can write your blogs.

Whew...what a dream. might as well go big or go home, lol.