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I believe its feet and legs are black, so they are not really visible, and that branch it is standing on is actually a bit bigger and stronger than it appears in the picture. It does look odd. Or maybe it really is just a trash bag and I'm the one that is confused...

Hate to say it but now it's starting to look like a shadow witch riding a broom.

Oh no! That squawking may have been a curse. I'm probably cursed to have something in my sinuses for evermore. sigh

Hey. I know a trick for that bug removal. Blow your nose.

They taught me that in school when I was the learnin.

Genius! Why didn't I think of that! I will just keep blowing until I feel better or fall unconscious. Either way it should help.

Nothing wrong with a little nap.

Unconscious naps are the best. You have really odd dreams. I think you would enjoy it. Maybe you should start blowing now too.