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I'm ten steps ahead of y......... and I'm back. I met the queen!

That sounds like a nightmare! Did she sound British or Canadian? Did she look like Trudeau wearing a flowery hat? Was she wearing clothes? Forget that last question.

I can't forget that last question. It was a nightmare. She didn't speak. Just made a bubbling sound. And the bubbling sound matched her jiggling appearance...

Oh yuck. Double yuck. You just made me forget about my headache...

What headache? (exactly)