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Dear @valued-customer !

I always appreciate your excessive compliments! However, I always worry that Steve will be disappointed by my rude and barbaric English!😂

He is busy with his business these days and doesn't have time to talk to me.
I guess he probably wants you to teach me the manners and etiquette of an American gentleman!😆

I made the foolish assumption that he was worried that if he talked to a barbarian like me, he would be looked down on by other Americans!😆

conann! What is the best in life?

"What is the best in life?"

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the pleasure of their women when you take them.

Screw lamentations. I like to make them happy they get me instead of the losers I rid them of.

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Dear @valued-customer !
If Russia, China, and Japan invade America, I believe you will become a barbarian like Conan!😄

I believe I'll quickly become dead, but that will achieve my life's goal of dying in battle and thereafter feasting in Valhalla with my esteemed ancestors.