Here it goes...

John & Jack were the Turkey brothers who were going around the forest looking out to get something down into their stomachs as it's been a while since they've eaten anything.
After a few hours of walking, Jack has had enough of all this and bravely mentioned to John for them to go to an area which is closer to people, meaning more danger, but it also has more food scatered everywhere.
Arriving to the edge of the playground, they've noticed an animal never seen before having a right go at something laying on the ground.
Jack being the brave one went closer whilst John hold back worried it's a trap. After a couple of minutes Jack returned smiling and saying it's fine, the animal is called a squirrel, she's real and she's eating seeds.
John became happy, about to rush to the scene to eat, but was all of a sudden stopped by Jack.
Why'd you stop me? asked John.
Apparently they're recording a show and the squirrel is the star. See all the people with their cameras and falshy lights?! said Jack. It's meant to be for squirrels only! I don't see any other birds or animals there, do you John? continued Jack.
After pausing for a minute, Jack looked at John and whispered an idea into his ear so crazy they both believed it will work.
Can you guess what the idea was?
Jack told to John to pretend to be a squirrel but without flapping his wings and making odd sounds, and it might just work. Of course they didn't fool anyone and people were harmless, just being amazed of how nature works as seeing turkeys and squirrels eat together in peace was more then they could have hoped for to capture on their cameras.
Let me just say that they ate well that day sharing seeds with the squirrel. Poor Turkey's thought they would become dinner and to this day, the legend says that both John & Jack the Turkey brothers roam the woods pretending to be squirrels.

Too long? :D