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Good evening Hannes,

Truth is true methinks 🤣 !LOLZ

Of course you will win the ageing fight and the grand prize for winning the fight is a brand new wheelchair at the age of 90 🤣

Cheers and thanks.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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Good evening Zac,

a wheelchair? Well, that's a nice prize, but hopefully it is an electric one with enough power to drive up steep mountain roads 🤣 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
!invest_vote

Good evening Hannes,

Oh yes, a very special wheelchair with a Harley Davidson motor in so that you can chase all of the young girls around 🤣 !LOLZ

Cheers and thanks.

Good evening Zac,

and an extra wide seat that two can sit on it, please, and with two I mean one left and one right to me 🤣 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
!invest_vote

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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@johannpiber denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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