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RE: Let Our Picture Tell Your Story - Edition 18

Listen here human.
I like live food.
I'm a hunter.
I'm not some store bought little baby boa you can feed frozen pinks.
I need to see the heart, beating.
To hear it.
To listen as the palpitations increase, knowing I'm on it's trail and it is my prey.
I am a predator.
Are you listening?
I'll bite your fuk'n nose off.
Then rip your lips off your face like some wily lizards trying to slither up a tree.
So, when I say I want meat - that means fresh.
Then maybe, just maybe, I'll do a stupid trick for you.

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Hahah nice, pretty accurate for a hawk!

!LOL this particular hawk is actually pretty nice, you should check out the posts written about her ❤️
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I purposely didn't any first as to not spoil my train of thought 🤣

I know what you mean, I do that too with prompts 😂

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Not for mine. Haha. 😂

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But seriously. My hawk is more tame than most people's dogs and cats.

That's awesome, I've only seen a hawk up close once. It sniped a bird mid air then tore it to shreds eating it nearby on the ground it was wild lol

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🤣 I certainly wouldn't want to be on her bad side! I say let her have fresh food!

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Hahaha little bird wants meat and nothing else, how I wish the master could hear him maybe he would have provided the meat for him.

I know he would run out to get fresh meat!

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Yeah you're right 😊