In a gruff voice, sounding like he had tobacco stuck in his throat, Tony 2toes growled at the Squirrel.
"I'm not going to ask you again Sneaky Sam"!
"But I don't, I never. I never ever would steal from you Turkeys...I mean gentlemens..."
"Oh come on Sneaky Sam, you know we saw you with it and if you don't hand it over right now, that little hole that you're digging there, will be the last hole you ever crawl into you got it?" Said Terry Toenails.in an even more menacing voice.
"Now you just hand it over, real slow cause we're watching you like hawk,* he threatened with his beady eyes burning into Sneak Sam's back. You got it Squirrel?"
But Fellas, I don't know what you're talking about! I don't! I really, really don't Tony. Terry. Please have mercy on me. Think of my wife Sarah.*
*"Oh yeah, don't you worry your fluffy little tail about **her *fluffy little tail Sneaky Sam Squirrel, we've already been thinking about her" said Tony 2Toes with a wicked grin on his sharp, beaky looking face."
Sneaky Sam looked up at them his face white as a ghost before he hurriedly looked own to the ground again, trying to decide what to do.
"Honestly, now please just let me go.., PUHLEASE....I haven't done anything."
"Yeah Sneaky Sam, that exactly the problem. You haven't done anything. You haven't given us what we want, so keep digging Squirrel. Keep digging your own grave Sneaky Sam."*
"No more chances for you" said Terry Toenails as he gobbled down the his second last nut, waiting for Sneaky Sam to fess up and give him back his last Nut.😳
Hoodlum critters! I had no idea that they are gangsters. Thanks so much for writing a comment story!
!ENGAGE 25
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And on the very odd occasion that I drink, it is ofcourse Wild Turkey- American honey too!
As I'm munching on my nuts with those Wild Turkeys (cause they do actually eat a small assortment of nuts out in the wild...)
Haha! What else would you possibly drink? lol
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ENGAGEtokens.Ah yes, the all important last nut. It has been the cause of so many turf wars throughout the years. In fact I read somewhere that was the real reason for the first world war!
Imaginative story my friend, keep up the great work :)
Thanks there @Stevenwood!
You know the humble old nut has fueled many things in its life and could have been the fuel powering our lives too.
Wasn't it Pres Jefferson that used peanut oil to run his farm machinery on his peanut farm...?