I remember reading the one you wrote about the accident. Wild stuff. Walking—it's one of those things that we tend to take for granted I guess.
When I first read the title of your post I thought you were just gonna tell us all how big your dick was. EIGHTEEN INCHES, BOOM, PUBLISH THAT!
Did you miss my dick one? Dude it was done in no time. Fastest piece I ever released!
I bet you banged it out so fast they had to invent a new word for banging.