The dress code is pretty simple, as long as you have a visible tattoo you can get in (although a broken nose is required for the VIP area). Generally, dogs are welcome as long as they are pit bulls, rotties, or a cross between the two (the 'no muzzle' rule is strictly applied for both dogs and customers).

This part is pure gold!

A short jump was necessary, and I remember @anidiotexplores landing on some dog-shit or something equally slippery

Well, at some point, dog or human could be very similar to what concerns the physical characteristics of reduced friction... Muhuhahahaha