Yes, these people had their priorities. 'Twas the beer talking.. it was mid-afternoon and the sun was shining.
"I'm calling the police, but first I'm going to kick your arses... just let me sup my beer first"
Beer, Violence, Cops.. in that order. You have to read it a few times to take that in.
That's neds for ya!! What do the call schemie folk down your way? Is it chavs like down proper south?
'chav' isn't used as much as in the last decade, but I still have a use for it.
Some of the good ones never go out of fashion!