"Excuse me, hello..."

Oh… for fuck sake…

“Do you live here”, said collegeboy in a nervous voice.

Do I look like a homeless fucking bum..., jeez

Was he looking at @anidiotexplores and not me? Who was that comment directed at?

Without giving us chance to answer, collegeboy continued, 'I heard there's a violent homeless man in there'

“We are used to all manner of violent, crazy, maniacal bastards, some wielding machetes’, I responded as nonchalantly as I could muster.

“Oh… can we join you?", said collegegirl with a small shriek, somehow guessing our intent was not eating fried pigeon-shit around a campfire while injecting A-Class drugs into our veins.<

This part absolutely sent me, I could not stop laughing at this event and the wordplay you used. Please let me know if you ever write a story book with that wording, I'll be your #1 fan. 10/10