I once had some v2k delivered to my house in the form of neuro-nano-bots. They integrated perfectly with my skin and I am now able to feel soundwaves. I am able to understand the language of the wind and it's telling me to buy bluetooth earbuds by the dozen. It has become such a problem that I've had to order it in bulk.
That's not even the worst part. My skin nanobots makes it impossible for me to travel because whenever I get tested for the covid, it raises my body temperature. Needless to say, I get placed into quarantine a lot. I am currently being held in a government hospital. I can hear the v2k all around me. . .