I went back and re-read the last section of this post to go along with your reply. So you're thinking a new group of 1000 or so voted "onboarding witnesses" would be given the mined tokens and then responsible for distributing them to new accounts as they join?

Would that be a manual process, for example if I was one of them, when a new account hits the pending que, I would have to review it, approve it, then assign the tokens?

I like the way you think, long term equality and stability to protect US ALL here.