Hey — Hive

Hey.

Hmmmph.

What're you doing?

Nothing.

That doesn't look like nothing to me.

Hmmm. I thought you meant besides staring out the window.

You know most people open the blinds first right?

Well I'm not most p—

Yeah, yeah, you're not most people, I know.

What are you doing up at 3am?

What are you doing up at 3am?

Staring out the window.

God you're impossible.

No the crypto markets are impossible.

Please don't tell me this is about your stupid fake internet money again.

…

This is about my stupid fake int—

Oh good God.

And also all the coffee I drank.

Well no wonder you're still up at 3am. So how much?

Uhhh, well, I'd say I'm down around 10 grand in liquid assets, probably another 30k or so in stuff I got tied up in—

The fuck are you even talking about? How much coffee have you had?

Oh. Uhhh, eighteen I think.

Eighteen what?

Shots of espresso.

You've had eighteen shots of espresso? Holy Christ how are you even still standing still like that?

Diamond feet I guess.

Diamond what?

Never mind. Hey I'm gonna make another coffee, want one?

Hell no I'm going back to bed.

Okay.

…

You snooze you lose I guess.

What did you just say?

Nothing.

That didn't sound like nothing to me!

Hmmm I thought you were going back to bed.

Out with it!

Well I mean Hive is trading well under a dollar right now.

And?

And so I bought a thousand.

You did what?

I bought a thousand Hive.

You bought a thousand what?

I bought a thousand

Hive,

because

Hive is a fast,

scalable,

and powerful Web3 blockchain

with a thriving ecosystem of ♐♓❒⬧⧫ ⧫□ ■□⧫♓♍♏ ♑♏⧫⬧ □■♏ ♐□❒ ♐❒♏♏ ■♐⧫⬧♒□⬥❒□□❍📬♍□❍📭■♏❍□⬧◆❍📭♑♋●●♏❒⍓ TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED

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