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Upvote begging isn't a good way to get anywhere.

Instead of begging for upvotes, how about you explain how you ended up in this situation and ask for help (without asking for upvotes)?

Wow. Way to completely overreact and attack someone that's actually trying to help you!

I hope they keep flagging you to hell and back.

Asshole.

Flagged for blatant begging. Provide something of value.