Evolution usually does a good job at this, but it takes time and many people won't notice these changes in their lifetime. After reading @whatageek's 3rd unlikely ways to break up with someone this came to my mind and I started wondering how we could hardfork or fix human disabilities that are often just annoying or there for no real reason.
Physical
- Increased chance at sneezing successfully without having to look at bright lights
- Increased control of hiccup rate and to postpone it at a later time
- All humans now float on water
- Increased reaction and sense to touching something that is really, really hot
- Increased time of being without air
- Decreased odds of biting your tongue or cheek mid eating
- Dislodged eyelashes now have a smaller chance of going behind your eyeballs
- Increased control of erections
- Decreased how periods affect your mood
- Decreased the zapping feeling of hitting your elbow in that one spot
Mental
- Improved chances of falling asleep when you want to
- Increased chances of experiencing lucid dreams and decreased the difficulty in controlling them - have fun!
- Decreased motivation level of of getting your life together when you are about to go to sleep, balancing it out during the day
- Decreased nightmare rates and its now easier to become lucid during them to change the outcome
- Decreased cold-sweating when waking up from an uncontrollable nightmare
- Feelings of love re-balanced to last longer and more even in a relationship
- Memory of loved ones decreases faster the less you are in contact with them (this has been requested a lot)
- Short-term memory loss improved - no more "why did I enter this room" or "I forgot his name when I introduced my own"
Feel free to add other ones you come up with in the comments, if its good ones that I haven't brought up here I will steal them for Hardfork 2.0 and you might be lucky to get a mention out of it.
Thanks for reading, may the fork be with you.
Eliminating chance of food, water or saliva going to the trachea.
Extending our vision to be able to see gamma rays, X-rays, radiowaves, microwaves, ultraviolet rays. Some of this stuff can harm or kill us, so we better see it.
Reducing the number of hours needed for sleep.
Improving memory so that knowledge and skills gained do not degrade if not used for some time.
Sensing bacteria and viruses and being resistant to them.
I'll stop here because the list might get quite long. The item at the top of my list is definitely the improved memory.
"Extending our vision to be able to see gamma rays, X-rays, radiowaves, microwaves, ultraviolet rays. Some of this stuff can harm or kill us, so we better see it."
omg nooo
take cover it's incomiiiiiing ^^
without a proper deflector you will end up in an mental asylum hahaha with aluminium foil wrapped around your head ^^
Nice list!
Especially this one
I hate having to rely so much on sleep because of insomnia. I would love if we required less of it or none at all.
Decreased chance of youngsters leaving the house and then having to go to the bathroom.
:D
No decrease in eyesight due to staring at close rectangular objects. Or for any reason.
No loss of hearing due to loud sounds.
Equal sense of rythm?
I am the one in the middle LOL
I am so curious to see the HF19 :P
soon
1 day and 18 hours more or less :) I am doing the countdown LOL
im all for that decreased zappling feeling..
i just did that ish the other day and i was pissed!
Better toe covers and finger covers! What are these fragile things growing out of the tip of my finger, and why are they not like that one guy Wolverines..
So we definitely need better toe covers, that looks like it hurt. I slammed my fingers in the trunk of a car when I was a kid and lost my whole fingernail, It's pretty sensitive under there lol
Great post @acidyo. rumors have it that there is currently some ascension ongoing atm on planet earth. It gives us some similar upgrades but I'm not sure how correct the info is.
Otherwise, this is a great post and getting rid of the things the things you mentioned would be awesome.
Much love
-Goldie
Brain freeze when consuming frozen dairy products will be diminished.
Increased chance of getting laid and decreased chances of getting friend zoned and seen zoned
what's seen zoned? lol
something like this hehe
Hahahahah :D
Worst is when they don't even see it but you see they've been online... :D
Hahaha yeah that's another thing we need for the hardfork
Thank you)) You made a smile on my face)))
Steemit devs accepting signups faster.
Haha, it has improved a lot over time.
Super long penis size increase? To the max! The max I say!
Also I'd like to fly too.
Can you sort it all out @acidyo?
Flying will be looked at in HF 5.
in HF 2 everyone will have the same penis size according to world's average so we don't get any unnecessary drama around that. (shapes and girth can still vary)
I trust you!
Increase attention for technology and forgot about little things that matters more in life.... :(
why not both increased. :P
Finding a balance is the right way. One beer for every hour on the internet.... I will be an alcoholic in less than a month :)))
Rational thinking and intelligence boost.
I need this so bad.
Yes lol, its so annoying. Happens like all the time and then you wake up in the morning and its completely gone.
Yes!
Everytime I try to sleep, thoughts just randomly pop into my head. And there's no off switch for that!
So @acidyo when is this hardfork coming? :P
Grow a second set of eyeballs on either side of your head so you can steem on one monitor, keep up with steem chat on another and Discord on another. Also a second pair of typing hands would be useful
lol :D
All humans now float on water. I agree with that. Why is Jesus so special that he's the only child who can do that? We want some of that too. :)))
Haha, I meant more like against drowning than actually walking on water. :D
We should be able to walk on water when we want. To have like an on/off button. And maybe to fly too. I always wanted to do that. :D
May the fork be with you haha :)
:D
Physical
-Fart without stench
Haha, or change the odor to something nice. :p
We have stopped being human since we incorporated technology into our biology. From here on is only matrix, VR and cyborgs.
deep :p
not deep enough
We are more and more forgetting to fix things instead of throw them away and this speaks a lot about our lake of patience and our level of tolerance with everything that surrounds us.
"Increased control of erections", you know if this tech was real, upgrades one to fifty would all be sex. Look at what we did with the internet.
:D:D
can't add something useful here ^^
still laughing
thx mate :-) great start for a day
glad you liked it :D
May the fork be with you, as well! Haha
Lol just saw this now and there are some good ones! but now I'm all paranoid about biting inside of cheek cause I hate that!!
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Yep, I wholeheartedly support this human update, haha!
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Did you noticed that something doesn't add up? That sequence looks a bit inconsistent for me.
Haha! Nice one dude! :D
Thanks. ^^
interesting post @acidyo
Nice posts @acidyo
thanks for this.
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Increase in violence among us!
Yeah we don't have enough of that...
Ability to not feel hungry when we have had enough.
Oh to control the hiccup rate!!
Ability to distinguish the good from the evil
and scams from legit ones.
That would be a much more beautiful world.
Man is alway on the on changing and that is evolution...and it will be continue forever... follow me @nazirkhyber
funny pic , I hope we will be not like the last guy , cause this is pretty sad and not sexy at all :D
Lol
A good comparison, I would not have better explained what harkford is at a more accessible and understandable level))
But my son explained this so "it's like pumping a hero in the game"
Make all farts smell like wild flowers.
Very useful information. Keep posting the latest information ... I'm very happy if you want to resteem some of my articles ....
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:)
You have a strong mindset, the way you post so many people like it, including me and even this post entered in "trandin".
I like the way you write your post, hopefully I can learn from your way.
Good job @acidyo
Upvote & Resteem
Beautiful evolutionary image ..... I wonder when they will pay taxes to robots too. Then it will be really the end ...
That's true and just an effect of incorporating technology into our biology.
like it