When people try and impersonate a legend

Hello again,

It pains me to make this post but i am left with no choice. There is a walrus among us that is trying to impersonate me and steal away my fan base.
Do not fall for this joker folks, he is not the real me!

Now let's break down this fucking disgrace of a man.

1. Adam Guerbez

These Mexican immigrants are now stealing our steemit jobs as well? What the fuck?

Guerbez is Mexican!
Garbage is Canadian.

I never said i was Mexican, so dear Jesus, go back to gardening and stop impersonating me!

1. The 873 million dollar man.

If you knew the real me, you would know that it was never facebook i had a problem with but rather McDonalds!

Learn to differentiate you scammy cunt!
Also, where the hell did you pull that low number from? 873 lol

Again, people who really know me also know that i in fact owe 1,44 billion to McDonalds.

And i'm not the 873 million dollar man, i am the 1,44 billion dollar DEBT MAN ! Get your facts straight!

1. Mister Burst

Again you get my name wrong!
It is Mister WURST !!!!!!!!!! You know, like sausage. I've never hidden my love for sausage. Ever since i came out of the closet at age 12 i have had nothing but fondness for sausage.
Also, i am a huge fan of Adolf. Sausage in German is WURST, hence my showbiz name.

In conclusion, please stay away from this clown and if you want to be rich one day like me, follow the right person for once!