I Will Cut You!

in #googlyeyes5 years ago (edited)

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What is one thing that your spouse does that drives you crazy? For me, it is that he uses my toenail clippers and never puts them away. I have found them beside his chair, in the kitchen, on his bedside table, and no where to be found.

Finally, in a moment of rage and frustration I began yelling at him and throwing a fit. I told him that he was to find them and put them where they belonged and tell me what he KNEW he needed to say.

A few hours late I came home to find my clippers on the table with a #goggleye and a note that said

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This is just a funny post, no one was hurt, cut, or damaged in the telling of this imaginary tale.



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lol... ugh... i always put the clippers somewhere random, too, anywhere, and then can't find them the next time around... lol... well, I do that all to myself so I can't get mad at anyone else for it.

I went out the next day and purchased him a set of his own. He still misplaced mine.

In defense of your spouse I must say that those clippers are rather difficult to keep on place. I’m just divorced but keeps loosing them therefore I haven’t no one to blame to 😂
Cute googlyeyed clipper!
Hugs’n love over there ❤️

I totally understand. There must be grimalins grabbing them!

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sorry i missed your one eyed thingie but i voted

it took me a while, to decipher that I see clippers on the photo, hehe

What is one thing that your spouse does that drives you crazy?

For me, its not finding my scissors where I like to keep them.

lol

hahaha funny stuff, my hubby will do similar things, like drink out of the bottle of milk when he thinks I am not looking drives me nuts!
It took years of yelling at my kids not to do it and now retired with the kids on their own, I have to teach a grown, mature man to "CUT IT OUT" 😋