
What a year 2025 has been. Survived a few more rug pulls and learned a few more useful skills so I can hopefully retire by age 80.
Other than that it's been a productive year for human farts.
Approximately 41 trillion human farts were emitted in 2025.
Step-by-step math:
Daily global farts:
8.2 billion people × 14 farts/person = 114.8 billion farts per day.
Annual global farts: 114.8 billion farts/day × 365 days = about 41.9 trillion farts.
Best wishes to all the Diamond Hands out there!
100% random New Years Day post, I am hung over with bad headache.

Annual global fart data is what I needed today. 😂
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U can't spell annual without anal
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