Step 1: I need to get the Steemit Logo and the words STEEMIT tattoo'd on my nutsack.

Step 2! Break into the porn industry with the nickname Snatchy McAnderson.

Step 3: Flash my ballbag everywhere so that people can see Steemit and then the awareness about the wonders of Steemit are achieved thusly.

Ladies and genglemen this plan is bullet-proof!