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I am Cornholio! (Whoa! Hm heh... that was cool) I need T.P. for my bunghole! Come out with your pants down!

Praise Cornholio!, I have T.P. I have T.P. for your Bunghole

I am the Great Cornholio! I'm a gringo!

I do not want to feel the wrath of your BUNGhole!!