I smiled the whole time I was reading this. It is certainly fit for a Seinfeld episode. Thank you for sharing and I'll be curious how the peanuts do.
My former city slicker neighbor turned tractor loving redneck planted peanuts a few years ago and expected great things. Then he forgot to weed his garden, water it or even try to harvest it:) Turns out gardening is a lot of work and commitment including keeping the squirrels, birds and deer from eating and/or destroying all that was put into shepherding those plants to harvest...
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Thank you for the support @morseke1 :-) It's a non-stop escalation with the critters. I am eager to see how the peanuts do as well. I had never even thought about growing them before. Hopefully i will get them before the squirrels come by to take them back. lol